詹姆斯兴奋和韦德重聚，最佳快攻二人组已上线，外加乐福跨场长传詹姆斯兴奋和韦德重聚

詹姆斯兴奋和韦德重聚，最佳快攻二人组已上线，外加乐福跨场长传

詹姆斯谈起韦德加盟骑士时说道：“就好像，开学了，你走进教室，而你最好的朋友就坐在那里，你就乐开了花，心想这下好玩啦。”

LeBron on Wade joining the Cavs: "It"s like when you start school, you walk into the classroom and one of your best friends is there and you"re like "oh yeah, this is gonna be fun"."

[–]LakersTheBronJamesHarden 3350 指標 8小時前

Kevin Love and D Rose: Why them dudes don"t treat us like that

乐福和罗斯：为什么他们不带咱玩呀。

[–]Spursoolongtea19 1122 指標 7小時前

Flat Mamba crying right now.

平曼巴正在暗自哭泣。[译注1]

[译注1]地平梗，指欧文。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 528 指標 7小時前

I don"t get how the Rose signing isnt a bigger deal. He plays well on offense. Has huge balls. And is hungry.

我没搞明白，大家为什么不把罗斯的签约当回事？他在进攻端表现很出色啊，胆肥的很，而且对胜利充满了渴望。

[–]CavaliersLeBlock_James 336 指標 7小時前

That just speaks volumes as to how crazy this off-season has been.

骑士球迷：其实这也从侧面反映了这个休赛期是多么的疯狂。

[–]revinator_ 275 指標 6小時前

and how underrated D-Rose is. Even a shell of D-Roses former self is a still an above average PG in the league.

这也反映了罗斯有多么被低估。罗斯只要还有自己巅峰的一点点影子，他就是联盟平均水平以上的控卫。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 173 指標 6小時前

He"d make a beast 6 man. Personally I don"t think his body can take a whole season starting though, but the depth of Cleveland should help.

尼克斯球迷：他会在第六人这个位置上大放异彩的。我个人认为，他的身体不足以支撑他打满整个赛季的首发，不过骑士的阵容深度能帮到他。

[–]Pelicansdalton_k 102 指標 6小時前

I wouldn"t say above average. Average yeah, but the PG position is stacked and will only keep getting better

我不认为罗斯还会是联盟平均水平以上的控卫。平均水平还差不多，控卫的位置现在人才济济，而且只会越来越好。

[–][WAS] Gilbert Arenasdeeznupz 2051 指標 7小時前

封面上的文字：这下好玩啦。

[–]LakersToomuchgamin 1519 指標 7小時前

DELET THIS

湖人球迷：给老子删掉！

[–]NetsQuamol 4291 指標 8小時前*

Except its more like when you got the principal to move your friend into your class after he paid off the other teacher to move.

其实这更像你让校长（在他买通了原班老师之后）把你的好朋友转到你的班去。

[–]Cavalierslegodmanjames 2388 指標 8小時前

This school sounds lit

哥们，你说的学校听起来酷毙了。

[–]NetsKlemhammer 170 指標 8小時前

Leprincipal

勒校长。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 30 指標 8小時前

except the teacher paid Wade to leave.

不过是原班老师自掏腰包求韦德去别的班的。

[–]HornetsLarryIegend 44 指標 7小時前

... Because Wade would bring up his class GPA and the teacher just wanted to lower his.

那是因为韦德能拉高自己班级的平均分，然而那位老师只想要低分。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 53 指標 7小時前

Yup if the teacher can get the class to get F"s this year then they"ll get a nice pick for next years promising students.

没错，如果那个老师能成功将班级均分拉到F的话，他明年就有机会迎来一批崭新的蓬勃的新学生。

[–]Hawks BandwagonImTrang 713 指標 7小時前

tfw the media boasts LA and NY as "places to be" but NBA free agents are going to Oklahoma and Cleveland

媒体总吹洛杉矶和纽约是自由球员梦寐以求的落脚地，但事实上大家都往鹅城和克城跑。

[–]Raptorsfabrar 778 指標 6小時前

TBH if you"re an older player (25 and over), and are making buckets of dough (or already incredibly rich), does it really matter where you go? When you"re at that level of wealth you can just fly out to NYC or LA whenever you get tired of apple-picking in Oklahoma or getting stabbed in the bus in Cleveland, or whatever people from those states do in their leisure time

说实话，如果你不再是新兵蛋子的话（25岁及以上），而且挣的钱一箩筐一箩筐的，在哪打球真的很重要吗？那么有钱，当你厌倦了在鹅城捡苹果，或者厌倦了在克利夫兰的公交车上被人捅得浑身是伤时（这两个州的人民们闲暇时间还爱干什么？欢迎补充），你可以随时打飞机去纽约和洛杉矶啊。

[–]LakersDynoDunks 58 指標 7小時前

No LeBron or WB and no one goes to either those teams tbf.

没有勒布朗或威少的话，你看那帮自由球员还想去鹅城和克利夫兰吗？

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 100 指標 7小時前

no one

"Hi I"m 1st round 1st pick. I"m happy to go to the Cleveland Cavaliers"

没人愿意去吗？

“大家好我是状元签，我很乐意加入克利夫兰骑士。”

[–]Cavalierskaprrisch 56 指標 7小時前

But look at Andrew Wiggins" face after he got drafted #1 by Cavs.

骑士球迷：不过维金斯被骑士选中后的表情可是无价的啊，这可不是不愿意来骑士的球员能装的出来的。

[–]SupersonicsICrazySolo 89 指標 6小時前

and now he is in Minnesota, basically Norway with HBO and Pizza hut

然而他现在身处明尼苏达州，基本上就是有HBO和必胜客的挪威。

[–]RastaJafar 986 指標 8小時前

The beginning of the season should be fun seeing these two link up for oops again. Even those that hated it, they had possibly the most dynamic two man fast break in NBA history

新赛季的开始阶段会很有趣啊，詹韦连线重出江湖。就算是黑子们也应该感到幸运，詹韦快攻二人组可能是NBA历史最爆炸的组合。

[–]Jazzcalpolyman 322 指標 8小時前

possibly?? i think most would say they"re the goat fast break duo, who else is even in the conversation?

可能？我觉得大多数球迷会认同詹韦是历史最佳的快攻二人组，还有谁能竞争下？

[–][MIN] Zach LaVineSherspockHolmes 1673 指標 7小時前

Westbrook and the ball

威少和篮球二人组。

[–]EastSide221 425 指標 7小時前

I don"t see how it"s a debatable. They were throwing one-handed, full-court alley oops to each other. Magic and his squad were great, and so we"re Jordan and Pippen, but LeBron and Wade"s chemistry on the fast break was beyond magical.

Kevin Love"s outlet passes to LeBron are pretty great but are nothing compared to what Wade and Bron were doing in Miami. I really hope they can get a little bit of the magic they used to have even though Wade isn"t the same player anymore.

去掉可能吧。我都不知道这有什么争议。詹韦是单手给彼此扔跨越全场的空接啊。魔术师和他的showtime时期队友固然不错，乔皮也很好，但是詹韦快攻中的化学反应已经独成一档。

乐福给詹姆斯的长传很带劲，但是没法跟詹韦在迈阿密的那些连线比。虽然韦德早已过了巅峰，但我真心希望詹韦能重现往时的劲爆。

[–]WizardsBasedTaco 197 指標 6小時前

Now let"s see a Love outlet to a Wade/Lebron fastbreak.

乐福给詹韦的长传已上线。

[–]Charlotte HornetsIamOlderthanMe 237 指標 8小時前

I wish they had kids together.

我希望詹韦能早生贵子。

[–]VikusVidz 709 指標 9小時前

" it"s like uhhhh..... when you wait in a drive thru for 15 min, and uhhhh...... they give you a free order of nuggets to go with your meal"

詹姆斯：“这就好像，你在麦当劳得来速排队等了15分钟，然后服务员免费送了你一盒鸡块。”

[–]SpursMightBeJerryWest 216 指標 8小時前

So...dwade is the nuggets?

所以…韦德是那盒鸡块？

[–]SunsLebronDwyames 181 指標 8小時前

Dwade is the horse LeBron rides into the drive thru

韦德是詹姆斯在得来速排队时骑的马。

[–]SpursParkBaller27 484 指標 8小時前

Lol i cant wait to see dwade and lebron fuck around together.

Like of course against spurs warriors okc houston theyre gonna play for real.

But i could totallly see them just fucking around against the knicks or someone just reliving glory days with sick oops between the two

哈哈，我等不及看韦德和詹姆斯在场上乱搞啦。

对阵勇士马刺火箭雷霆的时候，他们当然不会瞎玩，会认真打。

但是对阵尼克斯这样的队伍时，我现在已经能预见到詹韦嘚嘚瑟瑟地玩不可思议的空接以回忆他们逝去的青春啦。

[–]KnicksDaankeykang[??] 183 指標 8小時前

I mean they did play the bottle flipping game while they were blowing us the fuck out. So yea, I can and have seen it

尼克斯球迷：操，去年骑士把我们一顿揍得亲妈都不认识的时候，詹姆斯还带人在板凳上玩扔瓶子的游戏呢。所以，你说的那些什么不可思议的空接根本就是板上钉钉的必备套餐。

[–]LakersTypicalHaikuResponse 371 指標 8小時前

Lol i cant wait to see dwade and lebron fuck around together.

Pause

“笑尿了，等不及看韦德和詹姆斯在场上乱搞啦。”

暂停键。

[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 419 指標 8小時前

unpause

we"re supportive of everyone now

播放键。

我们应该本着开放的心态包容每一个人。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 54 指標 8小時前

I"m barely gay but I"d def watch them fuck around together.

我不能算是基佬啊，但我绝对会看詹韦乱搞的GV。

[–]BullsPizzaPlanetCool 112 指標 8小時前

Did you just assume your own orientation??

你是不是基佬这事你自己说了算吗？

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardLan_Hikari 194 指標 8小時前

That was always the best feeling during grade school. I know how he feels

这确实是高中时期最好的感觉。我懂的。

[–]Pistonssharjil333 108 指標 8小時前

Felt even better in college tbh

说实话，大学时期这个感觉要更好。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 183 指標 7小時前

For me it was HS. In college it was easy to take classes with your bff since you register for your own classes. so I did it all the time.

HS though, it"s all luck of the draw. The overwhelming joy of knowing you have 3 classs with your best friend and even better if you have a group of friends in a class.

对我来说是高中。大学时期跟你的好朋友们一起上课是很简单的，因为你们能一起抢课、选同样的课，所以我大学的时候都是跟好朋友一起上选修必修的。

高中就不一样啦，全是拼运气。当你发现你有三门课程都是跟最好的朋友一起上的时候、或者你一堆狐朋狗友都跟你在一个课堂的时候，那感觉简直爽歪歪。

[–]Cavalierschickenshitmchammers 145 指標 7小時前

Had that situation in high school once... we both failed the class. Lol

哈哈哈，我高中的时候也有詹姆斯说的这个经历。最后我们都挂科了。

[–]Blazers BandwagonGregsKnees 118 指標 7小時前

Too much fun, like when we put ranch dressing all over the teachers car as a prank and it seeped into the air conditioning system and her autistic 8 y/o child wouldn"t go near her suv for months. Ah, good times.

太好玩了。就好像那时候我们做恶作剧，用沙拉酱涂了老师一车，然后沙拉酱渗透到了汽车的空调系统里，她8岁的自闭症孩子几个月内都不想接近那辆SUV一步。哎，难忘岁月啊。

[–]Warriorstrillsatan 55 指標 6小時前

that"s fucked up but i"m laughing so hard at this lmao

这事干的不讲究啊，哈哈哈但是我为什么笑得这么厉害。